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Doctor, Doctor I've
a split personality
Well,
you'd better both sit down then !
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Doctor, doctor my sister
here keeps thinking she's invisible
Which
sister ?
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Doctor, Doctor I'm
on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
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Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a yo-yo
Are
you stringing me along !
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Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking I'm a vampire
Necks please!
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Doctor Doctor I swallowed
a bone
Are
you choking ?
No, I really did !
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Doctor, Doctor I
dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do ?
Saw the legs off of your bed !
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Doctor, Doctor I keep
painting myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex !
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Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm an electric eel
That's shocking !
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Doctor, Doctor I
keep thinking I'm a woodworm
How boring for you !
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