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Why did the viper want
to become a python ?
He got the coiling ! |
What do you get if you
cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders ! |
What do you call a python
with a great bedside manner ?
A snake charmer ! |
What do most people
do when they see a python ?
They re-coil ! |
What subject are snakes
good at school ?
Hiss-tory ! |
What did the snake say
to the cornered rat ?
Hiss is the end of the line for you ! |
What do snakes have
on their bath towels ?
Hiss and Hers ! |
What do you call a snake
that informs the police ?
A grass snake ! |
What did the python
say to the viper ?
I've got a crush on you ! |
What do you get if you
cross two snakes with a magic spell ?
Addercadabra and abradacobra ! |
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