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Why doesn't Kermit the
Frog like elephants ?
They always want to play leap frog with him ! |
Why is a frog luckier
than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to
croak nine times ! |
What's a toad's favourite
ballet ?
Swamp Lake ! |
What do toads drink
?
Croaka-cola ! |
What do frogs drink
?
Hot croako ! |
What's green a slimy
and found at the North Pole ?
A lost frog ! |
Where do frogs keep
their treasure ?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow ! |
What do you call a 100
year old frog ?
An old croak ! |
What do you get if cross
a frog with some mist ?
Kermit the Fog ! |
What's a toads favourite
sweet ?
Lollihops ! |
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