everything but the chicken crossing the road jokes

Everything but the Chicken Crossing the Road Jokes

Why did the goose cross the road?
Because the light was green.

Why did the hen cross the street?
To see a man lay bricks.

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get its fodder.

Did you hear the story about the peacock who crossed the road?
It is really a colourful tail.....

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.

Why did the rooster cross the street?
To get to the other side.

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