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What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fsh !

How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !

What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream ? Jellyfish !

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