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Fish
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Where do shellfish go
to borrow money ?
To the prawn broker ! |
What do you call a big
fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather ! |
How could the dolphin
afford to buy a house ?
He prawned everything ! |
Which fish can perform
operations ?
A Sturgeon ! |
What happened to the
shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw ! |
Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin ! |
Why did the whale cross
the road ?
To get to the other tide ! |
Where do little fishes
go every morning ?
To plaice school ! |
What fish goes up the
river at 100mph ?
A motor pike ! |
What do you get from
a bad-tempered shark ?
As far away as possible ! |
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