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What did the dog do
when the panhandler put the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally. |
What did the dog do
with the history professor?
They got together and talked over old times. |
What did the dog get
when he multiplied 497 by 684?
The wrong answer. |
What did the dog say
to the candle?
Are you going out tonight? |
What did the dog say
to the pig?
You are just a bore. |
What did the dog say
when he chased his tail?
This is the end.
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What did the dog take
when he was run down?
The license number of the car that hit him. |
What did the dog tell
his owner when he saw the dogcatcher coming?
Nothing. Dogs don't talk. |
What did the dog use
to make his kite?
Flypaper. |
What did the man do
when his dog swallowed his pen?
Used a pencil instead. |
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