Chicken
Jokes |
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Why did the cow cross
the road ?
To get to the udder side ! |
Why did the chewing gum
cross the road ?
Because
it was stuck to the chicken !
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Why did the chicken
cross the "net" ?
It wanted
to get to the other site !
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What do you call a rooster
who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
An alarm
cluck !
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What does an alarm cluck
say ?
"Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo
!"
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Why does a chicken coop
have two doors ?
Because
if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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How long do chickens
work ?
Around
the cluck !
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Why did the chicken
cross the road ?
To prove to the possum that it could be done ! |
Why did the chicken
end up in the soup ?
Because
it ran out of cluck !
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Why did the cow cross
the road ?
To go to the moooooovies ! |
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